THE THIRD UMPIRE

PETRUS MAZIBUKO

The suspended Eskom coal operations senior manager told a Special Tribunal hearing last week that he did not know where R11m in a bank account to which he was a signatory came from. Father Christmas, maybe?

DJO BANKUNA

Vegetable bandits across the country have rallied behind the Pretoria “sidewalk farmer”, who went viral on social media after being fined R1,500 and threatened with imprisonment for cultivating cabbages on his verge.

GRANT SHAPPS

The British transport secretary’s decision to keep SA on its list of countries whose citizens may not enter the UK, vaccinated for Covid-19 or not, has no basis in science judging from the countries that have been taken off the list.